Keep my goddamn name out of your mouth.

what-even-is-thiss:

I know that cis men are capable of being great people which is why it’s so frustrating when they suck. Your gender isn’t inherently bad at doing the dishes. You’re just a thoroughly unpleasant person.

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memorycycle:

a single fried shrimp just ran out of the restaurant sobbing

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jurassic-parks-and-rex:

spongebobssquarepants:

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inkyghostlyrabbit-deactivated20:

sixpenceee:

“Wanted to up my porch game for the trick or treaters this year!!
Source

:0

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bunjywunjy:

march17:

crying-piglin:

wolfwoodbignaturals:

thatqueerchoirkid:

flames-of-trial:

simonalkenmayer:

rslashrats:

The little directional nose and skinny legs get me. What a horrifying little charmer. I like him well.

Waow taht is a creachur

that is one of the most animals

well that certainly is a Thing

Well, It’s That

@bunjywunjy

{ELEPHANT SHREW}

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sixpenceee:

Stunt from 1926 | source

notajerusalemcricket:

notllorstel:

link-lonk:

notllorstel:

Someone help I’m trying to find the image of a woman in a bikini on a beach with a fish caught in her mouth and it looked something like this

This one?

yes thank you very much for your time. everyone head home

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huffylemon:

ta da

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birch-wood-block:

beardaxemcbreadhobo:

beardaxemcbreadhobo:

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

decadence….

Oh, to be a mole in a dirt hot tub,,,,,,,

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throne-of-ashes-and-beauty:

comickit:

vhsdestroyer:

radicalrobo:

comickit:

thisisnakesblog:

comickit:

dr0welves:

comickit:

askroukemonone:

scoutkln:

comickit:

comickit:

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

what about these

how about this? 

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

👀 ?

Those classify as the first ones they are good

what about everyones favorite?

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

Hey OP

this is the worst addition, thanks

Things are getting fucking heated in the Mechanical Pencil fandom.

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biglawbear:

queenstravelingdarling:

andy-kandy:

These are what pranks should be….

My heart would have came out my chest!!!

That was CLEVER

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